- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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