- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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