- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

Women's Rights.

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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