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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Busted? What the hell is going on?

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

I had sex. Just kidding.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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