Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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^that joke a piece of shit

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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I enjoy anal.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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