Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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