- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Does this napkin chloroform?

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Are you a human?

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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