- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

I had my period 3 days ago.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

how do you confuse a blond?

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

An English man walks into a pub.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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