Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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religion.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Gay's rights

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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