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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

wanna hear a joke? no.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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