det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

im not as random as you think I- Potato

Melbourne Football Club.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

I went river dancing once. I fell in

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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