wood cant chuck wood

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

knock knock come in

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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