What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

Drunk irish man

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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