Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Whats better than 24? 25.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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