A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Women's sports

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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