- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

This is a joke

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Snausages.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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