- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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