A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

why is john so fat years of over eating

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Hi Jacob You cool

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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