Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

A new restaurant KKKcake

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Shit!

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What's up brah brah

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

I had sex. Just kidding.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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