When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yes. Just Yes.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

soccor

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...