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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

An atheist walks into a church

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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