Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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