Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Womens rights

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

I've got a dig bick

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

What comes after 23? 24.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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