- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

why?

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

dead battery come on down

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Why is pi? Because circles.

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