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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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What is cold? Winter

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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