do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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