"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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