why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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I am a nigger.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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