- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

knock knock whose there? my penis.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??