- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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