- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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