- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Spell: “This word”

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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