what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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