- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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