- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

A black man in a country bar.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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