- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

your father died

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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