what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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women's rights.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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