- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

your mother hates you

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

AIDS

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

how do you confuse a blond?

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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