- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

your mother hates you

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Matty B

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??