What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Women's rights.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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