Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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