A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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obama leadership

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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