Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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What's the difference between a duck

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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You have cancer

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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