What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Girls Basketball.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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