Women Driving.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Butt Sex.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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