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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

Guess what.. chicken butt

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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