- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Potassium? K.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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