what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Women.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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you just contradicted yourself.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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