- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

knock knock Come in!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

The game!

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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