- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

What causes floods? Too much water.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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