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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.