What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

YES! EXACTLY!

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Women's rights.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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