What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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