when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Donald Trump

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

YEAH THEY DO.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

69

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops