what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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I enjoy anal.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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