Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Whats the difference between a frog?

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Your mums a penis joke.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Muslim athletes.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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