- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

It burns when I pee sometimes.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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