- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

donald................duck for president

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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