Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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