- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

Maturity is a virtue.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

What's the difference between a duck?

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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