what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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I can Nazi

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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