Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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i like pie.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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i'm funny

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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