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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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