- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

knock knock how there me ok come in

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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