- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

my friend is gay hes gay

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Mrs. Welsh

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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