- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Knock, knock. answers door

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

soccor

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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