Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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