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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

So, same time tomorrow then?

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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