- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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