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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't see my forehead

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

I share two rooms with my mother.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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