- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

whats 2+2? math.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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