- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

kiss me?

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

The Pope

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

your mum

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