shut up iggy

Knock knock Who's there Police

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Deadly cancer.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Women's rights

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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